- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

President Donald Trump

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Christianity.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!