A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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this website even though its hilarious.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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