- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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