Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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WHAT????

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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