Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

Anti Joke

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