- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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