I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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