- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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