What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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