- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

I'm Coming

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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