- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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