- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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