- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Can anyone Lenin money?

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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