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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Whose your daddy? Not me

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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