- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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