- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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