why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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