there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Morning wood.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

whats black and strange a paki

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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