Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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rocky is here again.......................

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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