What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

This isn't funny.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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