- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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