How did th-A fridge.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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