What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Jellybeans

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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