What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Black people

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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the bible

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Bitch

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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