What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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One day a man walked into a wall

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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