Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Religionh

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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