Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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rocky is here again.......................

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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