- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

what tall and looks like a jew?

Bacon is delcious.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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