How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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This is an anti-joke.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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boys

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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