Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

A blonde walked into a bar.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Anti Joke

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