- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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