What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Women's rights.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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