What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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FUCK THE JEWS

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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ask me if im a door yes

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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