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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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butt sex

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Lindsay Lohan

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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