- Anti Joke

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

my egg roll

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.