- Anti Joke

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died