- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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