- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

cancer

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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