- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

cancer

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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