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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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