- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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