what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

My mum is called Steve

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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