- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

justin littleton being sucessful

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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