Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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Make me famous

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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jhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Anti Joke

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