Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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LIFE :(

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mexicans fishing

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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