- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Church.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Tilt your screen back

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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