- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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