- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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