So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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