Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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