Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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