- Anti Joke

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.