- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Neither did she.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

I'm gay.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

ME NAME IS JEFF

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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