What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

jhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

thumb_up thumb_down +8

............................................................................................................ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .thumbs up!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops