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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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