- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

noah is a scrub jungle

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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