A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

kesha is a virgin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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