- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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