- Anti Joke

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry