This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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