- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Iif your reading this ur gay

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

4 hours later.

Your dads dead. lol

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