- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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