- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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