- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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