69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Christianity.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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