Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why was the man sad His got raped

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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