- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

Your wife died during the delivery.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Two planes walk into an office building

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

I once did something.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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