- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Microwave

what is orange? an orange

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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