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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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