- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

what is 3+3= 8

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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